Smarty Ring ($TBA) is a bluetooth-enabled wearable gadget that allows users to check smartphone alerts and manage incoming calls right from their finger. Users can manage the settings for their Smarty Ring from a mobile app, and can even use the device as a watch, timer or phone finder. If a user walks more than 30 feet from his phone (sadly, a rare occurrence these days), the ring will beep to alert him that he’s left something behind. Compatible with all Android and iOS phones.
The Tampon Flask ($10) is an ingenious invention that allows you to conceal an ounce of booze. Guys won’t even look at a tampon, much less handle it at security, letting you sneak alcohol onto cruises, Vegas pools, concerts, sporting events, clubs, bachelorette parties and more. Also makes a great gag gift.
Bring the drama of deep space dogfights and guarantee you’ll never get laid with the Deep Space Fighter Bed ($15,000). Enjoy the nostalgia of intergalactic battle by teleporting your bedroom to the farthest reaches of your imagination and beyond. Your starship bed can be designed to your unique specifications, and the supporting wall mural can depict anything from an army of elite soldiers marching into battle to a squadron of deep space fighter ships. Your child can become the new hero of the galaxy and cherish their unique bed for generations.
No, you’re not Batman. And you don’t have a Utility Belt. But you can get close with the Bear Star ($85). This titanium line thrower makes sure that you’ll get your bear bag (For non campers: a bag full of food and whatnot that you don’t want near you while your sleeping in case Yogi comes calling) up and into an awarding winning height.
The Seaboard ($2,000) is a radically new musical instrument that reimagines the piano keyboard as a soft, continuous surface. Blurring the lines between a piano and a guitar, the Seaboard’s polyphonic pitch bend, vibrato and per-note dynamic changes are all available at your fingertips, marrying the intuitiveness of a traditional instrument with the versatility of digital technology.
If you want to discreetly take a photo with your phone, the Smartphone Spy Lens ($20) will help boost your espionage-cred immediately. This periscope-like device attaches to the camera on your smartphone and Internal mirrors let you snap shots at a 90-degree angle, so no-one around you will know what you’re taking a picture of.