Funkybod’s muscle-enhancing shirts ($40) are poised to revolutionize the world, and take down the fitness industry. Worn as a normal undershirt garment, the Funkybod shirt is a great confidence booster for men in the same way a padded bra works for women.
Don’t just walk on water, hop on it. The AquaSkipper ($479) will turn heads everywhere you ride and is unlike any other watercraft available. The hydrofoils and platform flame let you fly across the water by jumping up and down. Since it’s 100% human powered, the only fuel you’ll burn are calories. Check the video below to see it in action.
Project your manliness and affinity for power tools while telling everyone how you really feel. with the You’re a Tool T-Shirt ($13). This is a Teespring campaign that’s only going to be live for 7 days. Hoodies and women’s shirts are also available.
The Gun Box ($279) is a stylish aluminum handgun storage box, offering access via a biometric fingerprint scanner, RFID scanner and matching wristband, or both. There’s also an optional GPS for added security, and dual side USB ports for charging up phones and gadgets while it sits on a dresser or nightstand.
The Easybreath Snorkeling Mask ($TBD) fits over your entire face, letting you breathe normally underwater without worrying about fogging or dehydration due to mouth breathing. It features a dry-top system on the top that plugs the air intake when immersed, preventing water from entering.
Rock out with the guitar strap that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The Chewbacca Bandolier Guitar Strap ($85) will rock your universe. Made from genuine leather and antiqued brass rivets with distressed ammunition, it’s unlike anything else in the galaxy. Available in standard and extra long lengths.